Kind of Stupidity???

When i read my e-mail on Spam, we need more humor to keep alive …

Sebuah pertanyaan psikologis atau pemikiran logika, jika anda ayah atau saudara atau siapapun kerabat dekat anda punya uang banyak, akankan anda berikan pada orang lain? Jika anda orang yang merasa cukup dengan hidup anda dan sangat dermawan, pasti anda sumbangkan pada orang-orang yang kekurangan disekitar anda. Jika anda merasa hidup anda sendiri susah, pasti akan anda gunakan dan dibagi-bagi dengan kerabat yang lain. Nah bagaimana dengan e-mail dibawah ini?

Sunday, May 10, 2009 6:26 AM
From:
“princess dabilgou” <princessdabilgou74@msn.com>
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REPLY ME
Good day and Compliments,
I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you aboundantly and you would never regreat this.
I am a female student from University of Burkina faso, Ouagadougou. I am 27 yrs old. I’d like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my father died earlier two months ago and left I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him over sixteen years before his death.
I was a princess to him and I am the only person who can take care of his wealth now because my junior brother is still young and my mother is not literate enough to know all my father’s wealth. He left the sum of USD$4.5 dollars (Four Million,Five Hundred and Thousand US Dollars)in a financial security company .This money was annually paid into my late father’s account from Shell petroleum development company(spdc)and chevron oil company operating in our locality for the compensation of youth and community development in our jurisdiction.
I don’t know how and what I will do to invest this money some where in abroad, so that my father’s kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town.
Now,I urgently need your humble assistance to move this money from the financial security company to your bank account, That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact because I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me invest this money wisely. I am ready to pay 30% of the total amount to you if you help us in this transaction and another 10% interest of Annual After Income to you, for handling this transaction for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over.
If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me, please, note that this transaction is 100% legal and risk free and I hope to commence the transaction as quick as possible.

Yours sincerely,
Princess DABILGOU FATIMATA (ms).
I EXPECT YOUR SINCERE REPLY VIA MY PRIVATE E-MAIL:(dabilgoufatimata@gmail.com )

Dan satu lagi yang ini,

From The Desk Of Mr ahmed meridien
Monday, May 11, 2009 5:07 AM
From:
“ahmed meridien” <ahmedmeridien001012@msn.com>
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From The Desk Of Mr ahmed meridien The Auditing And Accounting Manager
African Development Bank(ADB)
Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso.
Telephone 00226 76 02 63 30.

Dear Sir/Madam!!a

I sincerely ask for forgiveness for I know this may seem like a complete intrusion to your privacy but right about now this is my option of communication. This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.

I am aware that this is certainly an unconventional approach to starting a relationship.
I am Mr.ahmed meridien, the personal account officer to the great late diseased who has an account in one of our banks here in Burkinafaso. The account was opened in 2001 and he died in 2004 without a written or oral WILL and since 2004 nobody has operated on this account again hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing and Govt. of Burkinafaso will confiscate the funds for their personal use which I personally don’t want such incident to happen being that this is a great opportunity for me.

My contact is for you to please assist me to transfer the fund ($10.6000.00 USD) Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand United State Dollars from a Cooperate Bank here in Burkinafaso to an oversea account. First, I must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential. I am sure and have confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude. I solicit your assistance to enable us transfer the said amount into your safe account for onward investment.

You can either provide us with an existing account or to set up a new Bank account immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end of this important business trusting in you and believing that you will never let me down either now or in future because this business is my life. The owner of this account is a foreigner and no other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and until his death he was the manager of the company. My investigation through the National immigration department & Ministries here proved to me as well that he was single as at the time of his entry into the Republic of Burkinafaso. As a matter of fact, I have decided to transfer this fund abroad for investment and also to use my own share of the fund to take my wife to abroad for liver damage treatment.Your assistance as a foreigner is necessary because the management of the bank will welcome any foreigner who has correct information to this account which I will give to you immediately, if you are interested to do this business with me. There is no risk in this business. With my position here in the bank the money can be transferred to any account you can provide with assurance that this money will be intact pending our physical arrival in your country for sharing. Upon successful transfer without any disappointment from your side, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to a local person here, but can only be approved to any foreigner who has the correct information of the account, which I will provide for you.So you should provide me with your correct account details where you will like the fund to be transferred to, or you can set up a new account for the transfer even an empty account is ok. At the conclusion of the transfer you will take 40%, 10% will be for any expenses both parties incurred in the process of this business and the remaining 50% will be for me. As soon as I hear from you and upon your strong assurance that you will not let me down once the fund goes into your account I will then send you the Text of application form which you will fill with your banking information and send to my bank here for immediate transfer of the fund to your account. If you are interested, please forward the following information as below:

{1} Your Name/company’s name and full address,
{2} Bank Name:…………
{3} Bank Address…
{4} Account No:………
{5} Swift Code…{if any}
{6} Account Holder’s Name: ……….
{7} Your telephone Nos.both Home, Office & Cell/Mobile and fax
Numbers…
{8} Your Occupation
{9} Your Valid ID
Waiting for your urgent reply
Best Regards,
Mr ahmed meridien

Aih aih, orang-orang yang aneh. Yah, rasanya gw jadi inget waktu gw mengunjungi Carrefour dan mendengar ocehan tiga orang yang berkali-kali memberi selamat sama gw atas kemenangan bersyarat. Huahahah, nah bagi kalian yang minat, monggo… huahhahahah, sapa tau kalo beneran bisa diajak married ma putri dari Afrika tuh atau dapet duit kaya disalah satu cerita Sherlock Holmes, Red… Red… Red… apa League yah? lupa ah, muahahahah. Apakah ini kebohongan terbaru orang Afrika? W-A-W, mari kita beri tepuk tangan sejenak. eGw sakit perut ketawa mulu.

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